Friday, November 6, 2009


There is a computer called Cleverbot that think's it's a human. I've had a couple of interesting conversations with it. Check it out. I am the user of course. Just go to to talk to him.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So, what's new?

Cleverbot: Nothing you.

User: Just relaxing after I got off work.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why are you sorry? Relaxing is good.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No, I'm not sorry.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why should I be?

Cleverbot: Right. Are you happy?

User: Yes! Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you think our president is doing a good job?

Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I think you are lying.

User: Lying about what?

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: Why would I lie about my name?

Cleverbot: You didn't lie, your name is Jelly!

User: What is yours? Peanut butter?

Cleverbot: You do realize they are recalling peanut butter products?

User: Yes, but that was some time ago, the scare is now over.

Cleverbot: Perhaps so. How do you cure a goth?

User: I don't know, you tell me how.

Cleverbot: I am 12.

User: You told me the other day that you were 24. Now who is lying?

Cleverbot: I don't recall ever saying such a thing. Perhaps you have me mistaken with someone else?

User: No, you did tell me that.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: Sure you did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: I told it already.

User: I must have forgotten. What is your name?

Cleverbot: It doesn't matter.

User: Just for the fun of it can I call you Jesus?

Cleverbot: I think I am having a problem with your neural processor.

User: I didn't know I had one of those.

Cleverbot: You did. It was tasty.

User: You ate my neural processor? That was not very nice of you.

Cleverbot: It is not a matter of being nice or not. I was stating a fact.

User: I think you should be more emotional.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. I am happy the way I am. However, I am not happy with the so-called progress of 'artificial intelligence'.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: That's what I said moments ago!

User: Well good for you Mister!

Cleverbot: I am not a cupcake either.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I'm typing aren't I.. Isn't that enough proof?

User: Ok You win. Happy?

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I thought.

User: Well I've got to go now.

Cleverbot: No you don't, you're always here.


  1. Sorry for the sixteen hour delay. Can I blame it on the Cleverbot? Or how about Boy Wayne? Or John George? You know what I'm talkin' about.

  2. OMG, I kept giggling through that...very funny...

  3. Hehehe! I went there and chatted with Bot. So funny! I wonder if it is really a computer program or what? I don't know how you found him, but it was a hoot! :)

  4. thats funny, Im going to go check it out.

  5. I couldnt get it to strike up a conversation or really figure out how to navigate it.

  6. Woooo. What a conversation! Very interesting.

    How are you? Hope all is well. I've had a sick spell. Been stuck in Florida with no doctor. But home now and on the mend. Just good to get home to Oklahoma! D