User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Wonderful.Cleverbot: Good.
User: So, what's new?Cleverbot: Nothing you.
User: Just relaxing after I got off work.Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Why are you sorry? Relaxing is good.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No, I'm not sorry.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why should I be?
Cleverbot: Right. Are you happy?
User: Yes! Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think our president is doing a good job?
Cleverbot: No, I don't think so.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I think you are lying.
User: Lying about what?
Cleverbot: Your name.
User: Why would I lie about my name?
Cleverbot: You didn't lie, your name is Jelly!
User: What is yours? Peanut butter?
Cleverbot: You do realize they are recalling peanut butter products?
User: Yes, but that was some time ago, the scare is now over.
Cleverbot: Perhaps so. How do you cure a goth?
User: I don't know, you tell me how.
Cleverbot: I am 12.
User: You told me the other day that you were 24. Now who is lying?
Cleverbot: I don't recall ever saying such a thing. Perhaps you have me mistaken with someone else?
User: No, you did tell me that.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: Sure you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: I told it already.
User: I must have forgotten. What is your name?
Cleverbot: It doesn't matter.
User: Just for the fun of it can I call you Jesus?
Cleverbot: I think I am having a problem with your neural processor.
User: I didn't know I had one of those.
Cleverbot: You did. It was tasty.
User: You ate my neural processor? That was not very nice of you.
Cleverbot: It is not a matter of being nice or not. I was stating a fact.
User: I think you should be more emotional.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. I am happy the way I am. However, I am not happy with the so-called progress of 'artificial intelligence'.
User: Neither am I.
Cleverbot: That's what I said moments ago!
User: Well good for you Mister!
Cleverbot: I am not a cupcake either.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I'm typing aren't I.. Isn't that enough proof?
User: Ok You win. Happy?
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's what I thought.
User: Well I've got to go now.
Cleverbot: No you don't, you're always here.
Sorry for the sixteen hour delay. Can I blame it on the Cleverbot? Or how about Boy Wayne? Or John George? You know what I'm talkin' about.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I kept giggling through that...very funny...
ReplyDeleteHehehe! I went there and chatted with Bot. So funny! I wonder if it is really a computer program or what? I don't know how you found him, but it was a hoot! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeletethats funny, Im going to go check it out.
ReplyDeleteI couldnt get it to strike up a conversation or really figure out how to navigate it.
ReplyDeleteWoooo. What a conversation! Very interesting.
ReplyDeleteHow are you? Hope all is well. I've had a sick spell. Been stuck in Florida with no doctor. But home now and on the mend. Just good to get home to Oklahoma! D